Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Phua Chu Kang Words of Wisdom

Chu Kang (PCK) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius...


Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable?
PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjolable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?
PCK : Of course woman lah! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?
PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load, den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray pray ah!

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?
PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! Use your blain, use your blainnn...

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?
PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?
PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn... you go and dig your nose in flont of your whole class izit?? Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.
PCK : Aiyah... , "Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!" also ah!!!

3 attacks:

Minister Of Mind January 8, 2009 at 9:50 AM  

dah baca ar sblm nie..

Komenku:
Sape la punye idea yang buat ayat nie lah... i sense of creative.

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